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@devayy

I like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. I can't swim, can't dance and I don't know karate.

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"you were so lonely, you became friends with the devil"

ten word story (via fxckings)





You showed up when I needed inspiration most and made me into the person I wanted to be. And when you left - basically, I turned back into a pumpkin. 😒




dutchster:

you have two hands. i have two butt cheeks. coincidence? i don’t think so











YOOO. Nooooo.



promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes